It’s hard to imagine anyone reading this isn’t familiar with the acronym, MILF, but just in case, it means ‘Mother I’d Like to F***.’ As many or most of my long time readers know, I wrote a book based on the life of a working girl I know, entitled ‘Magdalena – a P*’s Life in Costa Rica.’ It did pretty well, and it’s now even available as an audio book on ‘Audible,’ but that’s beside the point here. The point is that ‘Magdalena’ just became a (young) great-grandmother. The blessed event happened just before she celebrated her fiftieth birthday.
Now I can’t blame you if you start trying to do the math, but with your permission I will make it easy. Magdalena had her first child at 14, who had her first child at 16 who had her first child at 19. Adds up to 49, which was Magdalena’s age a little over a month ago when she became a great-grandmother. It doesn’t take any math to see that she was a MILF at the age of 14, and if you have read the book you know she had plenty of takers. She started her ‘professional’ career shortly after the birth of her first child.
There is also another acronym, ‘GILF,’ which basically substitutes ‘grandmother’ for ‘mother.’ Doing a tiny bit of math shows that Magdalena was a GILF at the ripe old age of 30. And like her debut as a MILF, she had no trouble finding clients when she became a GILF any more than when she became a MILF.
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And so we fast forward another 20 years and she becomes a GREAT grandmother. And although she can’t pass for a teenager or even a thirtysomething, Magdalena has always been a spinner, and her body, aside from some gravity effects in the chest region, could still pass for a woman in her 20s. And although she is not in demand as she was in her prime at the ‘El Jardin” hotel, she still has admirers and she still has her charming personality and looks pretty hot in a mini skirt. Better than most grandmothers, let alone GREAT grandmothers.
She’s mostly retired now, and although she still loves sex like she always did, she doesn’t care to go out every night looking for adventure (and customers). She has a chance to go live with one of her favorite ex-clients and she may just do that, if things work out. I certainly wish her the best. She has had a hard life but never let trouble get her down for long.
(Magdalena – A Prostitute’s Life in Costa Rica is available as an eBook through Amazon.com)