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Xochitepec is a city in Morelos, close to the bigger city of Cuernavaca. Xochitepec means “hill of flowers” in Natul. “Cuernavaca” means “cow’s horn” in Spanish. Take your pick.
Insatiable
One of my pastimes is browsing the escort ads here in Medellin. Of course Medellin isn’t the only city with such ads, but they are about as uncensored as could be imagined. There is no pretense about what is being offered, and what is required to purchase what is being offered. On the other hand, as I think about it, there IS some pretense regarding what is being offered.
At the most basic level, though, it’s pretty straightforward. The seller is offering sex for money. But much like the legendary used car salesman, the sales pitch may not be reliable. Sure, the salesman is offering you a ’97 Hyundai, and you can see that. But you can certainly be excused if you don’t believe it is a one owner car, owned by a little old lady from Bakersfield who only used it to drive back and forth to the grocery store once a week.
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Likewise, when reading an ‘adult’ advertisement, a healthy skepticism is called for. For example, it isn’t possible that every single working girl gives the best oral in the country. I mean, was there some kind of contest somewhere? I obviously missed it if there was. Who were the judges? How much did they pay to BE the judges? I am going to take a wild guess and say there never was such a contest. Call me a cynic.
So that brings me to the topic of the day. It’s pretty common to see these chicas describing themselves as nymphomaniacs or insatiable. I have a fair amount of experience, if I may say so, and almost all women I have been with have been willing to let me stop after a) they had their usual # of orgasms (1 and 0 being the most common #s) or b) some agreed upon time limit, with a half hour or full hour being the most common.
All that being said, I have run into a few ladies who come close to being insatiable. Magdalena, the subject of my biographical novel, was (and is) capable of double digit orgasms, and usually only wants to quit when her body starts to give out. I met another, recently, who was about as close to insatiable as could be imagined. She would only quit when she had to leave to get back home to cook dinner or get the kid to school. Sadly, as sexual as she was, she wasn’t that good. Her enthusiasm was unmatched, but her style wasn’t what I like. Plus, she tried to steal a credit card. Nobody’s perfect.
Last and least is the truly insatiable type, which is to say, non-orgasmic, EVER. Of course we can never know that it’s not US that isn’t getting the job done, but I have met several women who say they never climax. Never have and never will. Maybe that’s the kind of ‘insatiable’ some of the escorts are referring to. Maybe they aren’t lying after all!
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DESPACITO — SEXY MAMIS 2017
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“Despacito” translates roughly as “somewhat slowly.” I presume they are referring to the tempo of the song. Who says models can’t dance?
Del Rey Rumors
Back in ‘the day,’ when the housing bubble was at its peak and a home equity loan was as easy to get as a Calle 6 massage, there were two gringos for every seat on the Del Rey Hotel’s ground floor, and two working chicas for every gringo. That’s how it was when I first arrived in 2004, even though the ‘veterans’ were saying things were better X years ago. Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be, but it was still a pretty wild time in San Jose, and ground zero was the Del Rey Hotel.
Fast forward to 2017, and the gringos and the chicas are both endangered species in the pink hotel by the park. And along with the ‘on the scene’ reports I get, I also hear rumors. I have heard that the chicas are saying that the hotel is going to require that they buy drinks if they want to hang out. ‘Back in the day,’ it was so busy and the service so poor that I often spent hours at a table and went totally unnoticed by the waitresses and bartenders. One supposed reason behind the change in attitude towards the working girls is that they are bothering the gringo customers. This is quite possible, though their mere presence was the reason most of the gringos were there… ‘back in the day,’ that is. But rumor has it that the hotel is going to adopt a ‘family oriented’ business model and the ladies of the noche don’t fit the plan.
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So for starters, we have the rumor that the hotel is going ‘family oriented’ and the rumor that working chicas won’t be welcome. Then there is a rumor as to the reason WHY the change is coming. This rumor has it that the top management of the hotel had a religious conversion or similar, and no longer wants to be a party to the sinful shenanigans that have gone on under its fabled roof.
If it is indeed true that management has gotten religion and their new-found faith tells them that it’s wrong to be a part of a hotel, bar and casino that allows sex workers to offer their services downstairs and provide the services upstairs, the timing has been fortunate. Had they gotten religion in 2004, there is a boatload of money they never would have made. Perhaps they believe the delay in enlightenment was all part of a divine plan, and for that matter, who is to say it isn’t?
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