For whoremongers, dates with strangers are par for the course. Some are stranger than others, though. I had a strange one recently.
I have spent a sizable amount of time surfing escort sites where chicas put up posts, featuring photos and descriptions of themselves and all the amazing things they will do for you if you just call and make a date with them.
As a result of my browsing, I found one lady particularly attractive. We all have our preferences, and “Daniela” matched my ideal most definitely, aside from having some tattoos I didn’t much care for. Ah, but the body underneath those tattoos was exactly what I like. She was tall, leggy, with a very slim and pronounced waist and two full, shapely and natural breasts. And addition to her attractive pictures, she went into a fair amount of detail about what she liked to do and what I could expect if I arranged a ‘date’ with her, and it all sounded just about perfect.
The pictures featured on these posts are usually quite revealing, but most will not show the girl’s face. I can understand this, as they may not want the whole world to know that they are sex workers. Nonetheless, I think most of us mongers would like to see the face that goes along with the body. For this reason, I decided to look on Facebook, to see if “Daniela” might belong and I might get a look at her face. So I nosed around and though I can’t remember exactly how, I found “Daniela.” She has a cute face and I sent her a ‘friend request,’ which she accepted.
Money had been a bit tight with me, and I had held off on calling Daniela’s number to arrange a date. But when she sent me a Facebook chat message, we exchanged some small talk and eventually I felt pretty comfortable that she was indeed a working girl and when I asked her if she had a butterfly tattoo and she said yes, I felt comfortable arranging for her to come over to my place for a ‘date.’ I was a little surprised that she only wanted about $6 more to come visit me than her advertised price for me to visit her at her place, but that was a good thing, so we set it up.
She arrived and got out of the taxi. I was surprised at how small she was. Her ad didn’t say how tall she was, but I assumed at least 5’5″ or so. This girl was tiny. I also, man that I am, took a look at her chest and it seemed quite a bit smaller than the nude photos showed. But in any event, we went up to my apartment. We chatted a bit and in the course of the conversation, I mentioned her ad on internet. She asked me what I was talking about. She never advertised on internet! So I said I would show her, and brought up the ad. “That’s not me,” she said. I asked to see her tattoo. She slid down her pants and showed me. It was a butterfly, alright, but definitely NOT the same tattoo.
Well, THAT was a bit awkward, but she was here and she looked nice so WTF? We got undressed and did the job. She was just passable. Her body and face were nice enough but she was pretty passive and I would guess she either didn’t have much experience or perhaps just no natural ability. That happens sometimes.
When it was all over, I paid her and she thanked me and went on her way. I won’t be repeating with her. I also hope I won’t be repeating my ‘mistaken identity’ blunder in the future. But knowing me, I won’t be surprised if I do.