I have mentioned before how open Colombia is regarding advertising of sex work. I have also mentioned that there are numerous online sites where you can see pictures and read descriptions of those offering their services.
At any rate, I find it enjoyable to do a fair amount of virtual window shopping at some of these sites. And once in a while, for one reason or another, I decide to pull the trigger on one of these escorts, which was the case with ‘Sandra.’
Looking at her picture, I could see that she was long-legged and solidly built. Her description said she was 178 cm tall, maybe 5′ 9″ or more. I like tall girls. But beyond that, in her several ads she described herself in ways that sounded like what I prefer. I will put some of it here, translated from the Spanish:
I offer you kisses rich and passionate as if you were my boyfriend, rich and ardent caresses… In me you will find the ideal lover… best of all I love sex! I am passionate, playful and sweet.
As far as looking like her picture, she did, if you added 10 or 15 lbs. Still nice looking but not the hot body in the pictures. As far as offering rich passionate kisses like she would give her boyfriend, the only boyfriend who would be happy with her kisses would be one who disliked kissing. She gave me one at the beginning, and that was it. Ardent caresses? Nothing came close. Ideal lover? Maybe for a wham bam thank you mam type. Not me. And… love sex? You would never know it from having sex with her. She even admitted that she almost never has an orgasm, even with a boyfriend. If that’s loving sex, I’m the Duke of Earl. And she was neither passionate, playful, nor sweet.
In her defense, she was clean, had smooth skin and her apartment was nice. She was polite and if she didn’t have a great attitude, she didn’t have a horrible one either. But, bottom line, you can’t believe everything you read. Luckily I only paid about $35 for my hour with the nice looking iceberg. Chalk another one up to experience and onward!