John was a decent looking guy in his early 50s who came down to Costa Rica to take a break from his routine up north. He had a good job and money to spend, so when he got time off, he wanted to make the most of it. He’d been to Costa Rica before, and liked the beach atmosphere of Jaco. He also liked the fact that there were plenty of chicas there who were willing to have sex with him in exchange for some Yanqui dollars.
His partying began in earnest on day 2 of his short vacation. I was hanging around the pool of a well known hotel when he made the acquaintance of ‘Ana,’ an attractive young chica who was in town for a while hoping to make a little money.
In the spirit of making the most of his vacation, John had started off the afternoon with a Margarita. He wasn’t ‘speed drinking,’ but by the time the sun went down, John had a pretty good buzz going. That’s about the time he met Ana. He bought her a few drinks and even made an attempt to do a little salsa dancing. They had known each other a bit less than an hour when Ana began to ask him if he wanted ‘company,’ which meant did he want to pay her for sex. John was in a partying mood and although he did want to take Ana back to his room, he wasn’t ready to go that minute. Ana asked him how she could be sure he wouldn’t run off with some other chica and just be wasting Ana’s time? He told her he would give her $100 now, then $200 more after she spent the night with him. This seemed agreeable, and so he gave her the money and they continued partying.
At long last, after consuming more alcohol, they headed up to John’s room to consummate their ‘friendship.’ Once inside, Ana surprised John by demanding the other $200 before anything happened. John was taken aback by this, since he had already given her $100 for essentially nothing. They went back and forth on this in a mixture of bad Spanish and bad English until they were both rather agitated. Ana got more agitated more quickly, for whatever reason, and to John’s great surprise and dismay, pulled a can of Mace out of her purse and tried to spray it in his eyes. A struggle ensued, and the result was that both of them got Mace in their eyes. Ana ran into the bathroom to try to wash the Mace out of her eyes. John, on the other hand, ran down to the front desk and told them he had a crazy girl with Mace in his room and he wanted them to kick her out.
John got his wish granted, and the hotel staff dragged the girl out of the room and downstairs, clad in just her bra and panties.
And that, friends, is where the story ends. When his eyes finally stopped burning, John conked out on his bed. No word from Ana