One of my pastimes is browsing the escort ads here in Medellin. Of course Medellin isn’t the only city with such ads, but they are about as uncensored as could be imagined. There is no pretense about what is being offered, and what is required to purchase what is being offered. On the other hand, as I think about it, there IS some pretense regarding what is being offered.
At the most basic level, though, it’s pretty straightforward. The seller is offering sex for money. But much like the legendary used car salesman, the sales pitch may not be reliable. Sure, the salesman is offering you a ’97 Hyundai, and you can see that. But you can certainly be excused if you don’t believe it is a one owner car, owned by a little old lady from Bakersfield who only used it to drive back and forth to the grocery store once a week.
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Likewise, when reading an ‘adult’ advertisement, a healthy skepticism is called for. For example, it isn’t possible that every single working girl gives the best oral in the country. I mean, was there some kind of contest somewhere? I obviously missed it if there was. Who were the judges? How much did they pay to BE the judges? I am going to take a wild guess and say there never was such a contest. Call me a cynic.
So that brings me to the topic of the day. It’s pretty common to see these chicas describing themselves as nymphomaniacs or insatiable. I have a fair amount of experience, if I may say so, and almost all women I have been with have been willing to let me stop after a) they had their usual # of orgasms (1 and 0 being the most common #s) or b) some agreed upon time limit, with a half hour or full hour being the most common.
All that being said, I have run into a few ladies who come close to being insatiable. Magdalena, the subject of my biographical novel, was (and is) capable of double digit orgasms, and usually only wants to quit when her body starts to give out. I met another, recently, who was about as close to insatiable as could be imagined. She would only quit when she had to leave to get back home to cook dinner or get the kid to school. Sadly, as sexual as she was, she wasn’t that good. Her enthusiasm was unmatched, but her style wasn’t what I like. Plus, she tried to steal a credit card. Nobody’s perfect.
Last and least is the truly insatiable type, which is to say, non-orgasmic, EVER. Of course we can never know that it’s not US that isn’t getting the job done, but I have met several women who say they never climax. Never have and never will. Maybe that’s the kind of ‘insatiable’ some of the escorts are referring to. Maybe they aren’t lying after all!
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