So far in Medellin, I haven’t had great luck with Facebook girls. It’s my own fault in the latest case when I forgot the prime directive: Just Say ‘No.’
Any monger, or for that matter, any gringo male in Medellin who uses Facebook will eventually begin getting friend requests from rather attractive and young ladies. At my current stage in life, I know full well it isn’t my handsome face and sculpted body. I don’t have either, sadly. But they want to be ‘friends’ and I generally say yes unless I find them unattractive for one reason or another. So for about a week, one of these FB amigas has been sending me messages and chatting with me, after a fashion. The usual preliminary small talk.
I could see it coming, and it came… the ‘when can we see each other?’ question. Pretty obviously she wanted to make some money, and it only took a few more sentences to establish that fact and get a price quote.
Well, the price quote was very reasonable and I didn’t have to leave the friendly confines of my own apartment. Home delivery. She had a number of pictures on FB and she was cute, if not totally gorgeous. So we set up a ‘date’ and, an hour late, she finally showed up.
First impression was reasonably good. She looked as good as her pictures and seemed reasonably friendly. Okay… that’s two ‘reasonablys.’ I could add a third one about her performance and attitude. Acceptable but not really good. Ah well, it’s a crap shoot and at her under $40 price, I could tolerate ‘reasonable.
Physically, there were no particular faults. She started off with a little bareback and after a bit asked for the ‘preservativo,’ after which she continued for a while longer and then suggested ‘a quatro,’ or better known in English as ‘doggie.’ Now, this is not a favorite of mine, so I asked her to get on top for a little cowgirl. It turned out that she didn’t care for that position and was frankly just not good at it. I don’t know why but so it was. We tried a couple of other angles with so-so results, and I finally decided to give ‘a quatro’ a try, maybe it really turned her on? Maybe she was particularly good at it? You never know.
As it turned out, she was about the same as any other chica that way, with one exception, which was, her tattoo of Jesus Christ on her should blade. I suppose it could be a turn on to somebody, but it wasn’t a turn on for me. Doing the deed staring at Jesus wasn’t erotic. Does that make me weird?
In any event, our session eventually came to an end and off she went. As far as a repeat performance goes, I’ll pass.