Caution! If you already have enough distractions and time wasters in your life, you may want to skip this. If you are always up for something new, then read on.
A friend brought some websites to my attention that I have become rather addicted to. I’ll give some examples later. I won’t give them now because once THERE… you may never return HERE to finish this post. AT ANY RATE… these websites feature numerous women advertising their “erotic” services. But compared to sites in North America, the sites in Latin America are considerably more explicit. Basically, anything goes. Full frontal nudity? Check. Graphic descriptions? Check. About all you will not see are faces, and there are exceptions to that rule too, if the chica is ‘out of the closet’ so to speak.
So, you go to one of these sites, and up pop a bunch of smaller summary type ads that you can click on to get the full page, which generally includes several more photos, descriptions of ‘services’ and contact info. If you’re like me you will check out the photos first, and do that thing we do where we decide if they are attractive enough (most are) and if so, just how attractive.
The next thing that I do is to check out the information, of which 99% is in Spanish. But even if you speak zero Spanish, you can still see a few words you’ll understand: Hotel, trio, or sexual. And with just a tiny bit of guesswork you will be able to translate preciosa, deliciosa, exotica, satisfacción, and so forth. The real fun is when you translate the words you don’t know. My own Spanish is decent. But I have to confess that nosing around these sites and doing translations (via Google) has expanded my vocabulary considerably, and in a fun direction, I have to tell you.
So when you get tired of just looking at pictures, or when you want to know more about what some chica is talking about, it’s time to do the translate thing. By going to Google translate, you can copy and paste large sections of Spanish text and translate into English, instantly. The translations are going to sound funny sometimes. But if you allow for the limitations of a computer translation, you can get a fair idea of what their spiel is all about.
For example, it’s hard to believe (and I don’t) but nearly EVERY one of these girls gives the best oral you will EVER have, and/or the best sex you could ever have. Clearly they can’t all be the best, but we can mark it down to poetic license.
So… how would a guy like you find one of these sites to fool around on? Well, it’s pretty easy. I don’t want to give specific sites here, but do a search on, say, ‘escorts colombia’ or ‘prepago colombia’ and just browse to your heart’s content. Open up another tab and search for ‘google translate Spanish English’ and you should bet the translate page. Copy and paste into the Spanish box and, voila! Works for individual words as well.