Some things are so easy they ought to be illegal. Well, some things ARE illegal, depending on where you live. Luckily, I escaped Puritanical North America and live in Latin America, where moral crusaders feel less obliged to tell others how to live, where the idea of someone else enjoying life doesn’t result in moral crusades against pleasure. But, as usual, I digress.
Here in my new home of Medellin, Colombia, I landed knowing only a few chicas, and those only via Facebook and with only a few brief messages exchanged. Ah, but I wasn’t worried, having been given some good advice and having done a bit of homework.
The easiest way to get laid in Medellin is to go to one of the ‘casas.’ ‘Casa’ is just the local word for ‘massage parlor’ or ‘brothel.’ Take your pick. Finding them is about the only thing that presents even a small obstacle. If you take the short amount of time necessary to understand the address system in Medellin, you are 90% there.
Assuming you know how the address system works, getting addresses of the casas isn’t difficult. There are online sources and even without those, you will be handed little cards and flyers if you walk around downtown. I have a collection that is far too big to carry in my wallet.
So let’s say you have a card and know how to navigate the address system, all you need to do is ring the bell, which is normal, and they will let you in. You enter, the girls come out, and you pick one. This can be SLIGHTLY tricky, as they generally will come by, one by one, shake your hand, tell you their names, and move on. It’s pretty common to forget which chick you liked early on by the time the last one has come by. You could make a note of the ones you like or just remember a name until you meet one you like better, then remember HER name and forget the first.
Now, the casas are definitely the least expensive option in town, and they are perfect for those who just want to get their rocks off cheaply. Personally, I prefer a bit more leisurely encounter, and I enjoy home delivery in the evening. Just personal taste. HOWEVER… the casas are a great place to find girls who will come visit me at home.
Given my own preferences, I have found that the casas are a good and easy way to get to know, in the Biblical sense, a chica. Of those that I liked enough to bother, I have never failed to get a phone number. A lot of the girls like WhatsApp because it’s free. I’ve had some pretty and sweet ladies willing to come visit me for a quite reasonable price. I have long since reached the point where I’m deleting phone numbers to make room for new ones.
Life is good.